Goal: empty your hand first. Those cards are your bags. Dump them.

1. Look at THE DUMP (the face-up card in the middle).
2. Play one of your cards that matches its tribe / color or its number / name. A Schizos 3 plays on a Schizos 9. A 4 plays on any other 4.
3. Gold outline = you can play it. Tap it. It slides onto the dump.
4. Nothing matches? Tap MORE BAGS (the facedown pile) to draw one. If that card matches, you may dump it now.
5. First empty hand wins.

Special bags
MUTE / SKIP — they miss a turn.
589 REVERSE — turn bounces back. Against the AI that skips them.
+2 FUD — they pick up 2 and skip (unless they also play +2).
JESTER — wild. You pick the next tribe.
SEC LETTER — wild +4. They pick up 4. You pick tribe.
GM — both draw 1.
RATIO — they draw 1 and skip.
WEN MOON — they skip.

Down to one card? Hit BAG or you draw 2. Three dumps in a row charges REKT.

Top row = AI bags (backs). Bottom row = your bags. Middle = the table.

BAGOUT is a free browser game.

Your player name, optional X label, photo, and scores stay on this device in your browser. We do not run an account server for that. Clearing site data deletes it.

The X field is only a name to print on a brag image. It is not an X login.

Optional $5 support goes to Buy Me a Coffee and Stripe. Their privacy policies cover that payment. We do not see your card number.

We do not sell your data. We do not ask you to connect a wallet.

This page is a plain-language notice, not a contract with a law firm.

Play is free. Donating a bag is optional and buys no extra power, no cards, and no prize.

This is a joke card game. It is not financial advice, not a contest, and not gambling.

The game is provided as-is. It can change or go offline. Scores live on your device unless we later add a shared board.

Don’t be a jerk. No slurs in names. We may remove or ignore abusive use.

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By playing you accept these terms. This is not formal legal advice.